A charismatic, aging French rock star will compose and record an original song for you, your mom, your lover or your pet in French, English, or Franglais (recommended). US $200. Contact: lodbrogsagent@gmail.com. (imrelodbrog.com).
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Santa Barbara: Spacious 4 BR Classic Spanish Colonial opposite Historic Mission. $275 per night w/minimums. http://www.stephenharby.com/sba2.
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France, Paris, Ile St. Louis: Elegant, spacious top-floor skylighted apartment, gorgeous view overlooking Seine, 2 bedrooms sleep 4, 2 baths, elevator, well-appointed, full kitchen, Wi-Fi. 678-232-8444, triff@mindspring.com.