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“The Vishnu”

Christopher Buckley ’75 recalls his time as a Bush speechwriter.

Christopher Buckley ’75 was formerly a speechwriter for George H. W. Bush ’48. This essay is adapted from his book But Enough About You.

The world knew him as “Bush 41.” I knew him by a different name during the time I worked for him as his speechwriter when he was vice president.

In those days, the staff called him “The Vishnu.” (Bear with me.) It was his own devising. He’d been to India on a state visit, where they’d presented him, amidst much pomp and ceremony and clanging of brass, with a statue of the four-armed Vedic deity Vishnu. Its plaque described Vishnu’s numerous godly qualities, among them: omniscience, omnipotence, and his title “Preserver of the Universe.”

Mr. Bush immediately recognized a kindred godhead. He began referring to himself, in staff memos and aboard Air Force Two’s loudspeakers, as “The Vishnu.” In more intimate settings, simply “The Vish.”

Thus I would find myself on the plane, a lowly speechwretch, banging away at an arrival statement, and over the speaker system would come in grave, mock-heroic tones, “This . . . [Edward R. Murrow pause] . . . is the Vishnu.”

After takeoff, if the visit had gone well, the same voice again came over the speakers to announce: “This is the Vishnu. [Pause] The Vishnu is well pleased.” 

It had a certain Oz-ness, which indeed was the intended effect.

We stopped calling Mr. Bush by that title when he became president in 1989. A few years ago, however, I stopped calling him “Mr. President” and defaulted to “Vishnu.” It was obvious that he’d missed being called that all those years.

Mr. Bush may have been a Yankee blue-blood establishmentarian, but he was always winking at you, even in the midst of a formal ceremony. He liked to give the pedestal a kick or two. After he left the White House and began using e-mail, I wondered what the “flfw” prefix of his email meant. The answer was: “former leader of the free world.” Well, why not?

 

On the first foreign trip I made with him, in 1981, I watched him charm the staff of a US embassy with a story about a visit he’d made to President Reagan’s hospital room after the Hinckley shooting.

Mr. Bush was shown into the president’s hospital room, only to find it—empty. At a loss, he crouched down to peer under the bed, to see if perchance the current leader of the free world might be there. Then came a voice from the bathroom: “George, I’m in here. Come on in.”

Cautiously, Mr. Bush peered. There was the president of the United States, on his hands and knees, wiping the floor with paper towels.

Mr. Bush said, “Mr. President. What are you . . . doing?”

President Reagan said, “Well, you see I spilled some water and I don’t want the nurses to have to wipe it up.” It occurs to me now, all these years later, that the spillage might have been something other than water, but that’s not the point of the story.

Mr. Bush loved that anecdote for the volumes that it spoke about the profound decency and humility of Ronald Reagan. He told it again and again until we, his staff, were heartily tired of hearing about the profound decency and humility of Ronald Reagan. But the moral was not lost, even on cocky young buckos like ourselves. It could have been a story about George Bush himself. I have no difficulty imagining him down on all fours in a hospital room, mopping up a spill to spare the nurses the trouble. For a multi-armed, omniscient, omnipotent deity, the Vishnu was the kindest, most decent man I’ve ever known.

And the most reticent when it came to self-advertisement. He recoiled from chest thumping, or talking about the “Introspection Thing,” as he called it. This was, after all, a man who’d had his knuckles rapped by his mum at the Thanksgiving dinner table in 1980. Mr. Bush had been regaling the family with his adventures on the presidential campaign trail. Surely a more interesting topic than, say, Cousin Bob’s landing a six-pound brown trout. But Dorothy Bush was having none of it. She interrupted him in mid-story and said, “George, stop it. You’re talking about yourself too much.” The future leader of the free world obediently stopped.

As a boy, one of his nicknames—he had several—was “Have-Half,” after his habit of always sharing half his sandwich with whoever was there. (Another was “Poppy.”) “Have-Half” remained apt later in his life. As vice president, Mr. Bush would stay over in Washington for Christmas rather than go home to Houston, so that his Secret Service detail could spend the day with their families. When, a few years ago, the two-year-old child of one of his Secret Service agents was stricken with cancer, Mr. Bush shaved his own head bald in solidarity.

There are dozens, scores, hundreds of such stories about George Herbert Walker Bush’s noblesse oblige—or, as he called it, “noblesse noblige.”

 

Mr. Bush’s critics were constantly yapping at him for being preppy. As the ’88 presidential campaign got under way, the war hero who’d been shot down while flying his torpedo bomber into a maelstrom of Japanese flak found himself on the cover of Newsweek, ridiculed for what it called his “wimp factor.”

I never once heard Mr. Bush chafe at the preposterous notion that he lacked walnuts. He was serene about his manhood. And why shouldn’t he have been?

If you’d been to war as an 18-year-old pilot and seen death face to face; if you’d cradled your dying three-year-old daughter in your arms; drilled for oil in Texas; raised a family; been elected to the Congress; headed the Republican Party—during Watergate!; served as US liaison to China; run the CIA; got yourself elected vice president of the United States . . . maybe you didn’t need to have your manhood validated by smart-ass magazine editors and the soft-faced thumb-suckers of the punditariat.

He was, to use a term that has suffered of late from desuetude, a Christian gentleman. Paradigmatically so. His love was total, unconditional. He embodied Shakespeare’s admonition that “Love is not love which alters when it alteration finds.” His soul was visible on his sleeve. And in his pocket there was always a handkerchief, usually damp.

I was present in 2004 at the National Cathedral in Washington when Mr. Bush, struggling through his eulogy to Ronald Reagan, came close to breaking down. I’d seen him lose it so many times. He’d choke up during the playing of the national anthem at a baseball game. The Navy hymn? Niagara Falls. For a flinty New England blue-blood Yankee, George Bush had the tear ducts of a Sicilian grandmother.

In November 1992 I phoned him at Camp David. It was a few days after his mother, Dorothy, had passed away. Just weeks before, he’d lost the presidency to a governor of Arkansas. Talk about a dark, drizzly November of the soul. 

Dorothy Bush’s funeral was the next day. I asked if he was going to give a eulogy.

“God no,” he said. “I couldn’t do it. I’d choke up. I would be permanently ensconced as a member of the Bawl Brigade.” The Bawl Brigade is Bush-speak for members of the family who cry easily. It constitutes a majority of Bushes.

He told me, “I’d love to [give a eulogy to Mum], but I know my limitations. I even choked up here at Camp David last night. We had our choir singing. We had a little vespers program with Amy Grant. It was so beautiful, and I found myself choking up. We had a bunch of friends up here and ‘Oh God,’ I said, ‘please hold back the floods.’”

That was my Vishnu. I’m struggling now to hold back my own floods. But I’m also pinching myself as I contemplate my amazing good fortune in having known this splendid man.

1 comment

  • Barnaby Conrad
    Barnaby Conrad, 3:30pm December 26 2018 | Ico flag Flag as inappropriate

    A loving memory of a splendid man and great American.
    Thank you, Christo. And thank you, Vishnu!

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